Thursday, February 28, 2013

 
PRESAS-GARCIA TO RESIGN AS BISD BOARD VICE-PRESIDENT

Internal emails indicate that she has agreed to be a permanent cast member of the "Walking Dead."  Season 4 will feature a community of Walkers organizing their own town.  Presas-Garcia will be featured as the School Master who instructs children in how to best eat non-walkers.

During her resignation speech at Tuesday's meeting she will say it is a job offer she cannot resist.  She will remain on the Board, while keeping her residence in Brownsville and traveling to Georgia for filming.  She is expected to state she was born for this role.  She is further expected to say she hopes to inspire BISD students to become Walkers, since they are so much  cooler than human beings.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

YOU SHOULDN'T TEASE US LIKE THAT!

Anonymous said...

If you want to complain about the City, County, BISD, Port just do a complain at:

http://www.ethics.state.tx.us/

http://www.sos.state.tx.us/

To file a complaint form:
http://www.sos.state.tx.us/elections/contact.shtml

http://www.sos.state.tx.us/elections/contact.shtml

You got to be patient, these entities take a few years to gather evidence, or stop by the Brownsville FBI office and ask for the
OFFICER OF THE DAY.
http://www.fbi.gov/

Anonymous said...

Nice likeness of Presas=Garcia.

Anonymous said...

Darn that is a spooky photo!

Anonymous said...

Wishful thinking Bobbyo..hahahsha

BobbyWC said...

First of all you lack the simple skill of reading substantively - also do you believe for on second that EE put the reorganization on the agenda if he did not have the votes to remove PG - If you remember last time she resigned before they could vote her out

Bobby WC

Anonymous said...

Shoot the way she is acting even Christi Saavedra will vote her OUT of her current position!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The one that should be removed is Escobedo, it's obvious he has his personal agendas to fulfill.
Why do think he extended the supt's contract plus a $15,000 pay raise. To make sure Dr.M caters to his demands.
He is disgusting with a male ego.

BobbyWC said...

Here is the problem with your comment - you had nothing to say about these deals so long as Presas-Garcia and Longoria were getting what they wanted - exactly who did Presas-Garcia and Longoria vote on the Montoya contract?

Bobby WC

Anonymous said...

What has Presas & Longoria gotten?