Thursday, February 9, 2012


I was reading an article on home male fertility testing when I found this.  A reader posted the following as a comment - way too funny.

"My dear deceased Grandfather was at the doctor one day getting a physical. The doctor told him, "You're in pretty good shape for a man your age, and I want to get your sperm count. Here, take this bottle home and bring it back tomorrow with a sample."

The next day Gramps returned to the doctor and handed him the bottle.
The doc looked at it and said, "It's empty. What happened?"

"Well," Gramps said, "I got home and first I tried with my right hand - nothing. Then I tried with my left hand....uh, uh. So, I called my wife in. She tried with both her hands - still nothing. She even tried using her mouth. So, then she called the neighbor lady over..."

"Your wife called the neighbor lady over?!?!?" the doctor exclaimed.

"Yep," Gramps said, "and no matter how hard we tried we couldn't get that cap off."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Tooooooooooooooooooooo funny!