Tuesday, March 15, 2011


WHERE IS SPI'S NUDE BEACH?

Historically the regulars have taken the view it is 10 miles north of beach access 6. A friend just called me and woke me from a deep sleep. "Hey" he said "let's go get our butts tanned." I said - number one I cannot go in the water because of my back, and two I cannot sit that long in a car. In fact my truck is on its way to SA without me because I cannot travel, and a friend wanted the day to take his girl friend to SA for a nice day and dinner. Again for you people who know nothing about kindness - it's called kindness - helping a friend out. I can always count on him to drive me to SA when I need a driver, or to live in my home when I am out of town - again - kindness - a great joy in life - try it.

Anyway, if it were not for my back and not having my truck, I would have said yes.

BUT - Commissioners Court needs to make this official. It is about money - look - I know some of you think the penis and vagina are sexual organs - they are not - they are a natural and beautiful part of the body which when viewed not as sexual organs become a peaceful part of the body. 

I can tell you there is nothing more liberating than loving your body in a non-sexual way and throwing a football around on the beach with a friend and not caring you are both naked. I have sat on the beach with men and women in their 60, 70, and 80' and had a blast playing cards. The idea none of us care one bit what we look like, but just the sense of freedom and confidence it gives us is wonderful.  Guys get over being naked.  Just try it at home first - spend the day being naked all day - it is liberating.  I hate the fact  I cannot go out back and do things in the nude - the law says if my neighbor looks over the fence I am the criminal - here is a clue - so do not look over the fence.   If I legally could I would be out back right now tanning, but I cannot -

Now there is a business idea - open a clothing optional pool (adults only) on a lot large enough where no one can look over the  fence.   I would pay $30 a month to belong to such a club.  Of course no sex or sexual contact should be allowed.  But then - someone would complain they rented a helicopter - flew over and saw a penis and now needs therapy.  

Oh, guys - please do not go looking for the nude beach to just stare at people - it makes you look pathetic.  It also violates the rights of the sun bathers - they are there to feel liberated and not to be stared out "oh, I saw a titty - I am now a man."  It is because of pathetic people like these men that the rest of us must suffer.

IT IS SAD CAMERON COUNTY CANNOT MAKE IT OFFICIAL

People love to make money. I am certain if the beach were to become official someone could make money running people out either in a 4 wheel drive on or boat on the bay side.

People, it is time we get over ourselves and do this. I get some people do not want their children to see naked adults. I will defend that right 100% - but if people know that 10 miles out and there is a warning sign, then they need to either avoid the area, or have their children put their heads down. The other option is to teach them the naked body is not a sexual machine - it is a magnificent piece of art from God - to be respected and admired.

Someday the Commissioners court will see a profit in the nude beach and make it official - until then those of us who go take our chances on getting arrested - for what - for dressing in the same outfit god gave us at birth.

GO NUDE - GET A TAN - GUYS - I RECOMMEND A WASH CLOTH OVER JUNIOR AND THE TWINS WHEN YOU ARE JUST SUNNING - YEA NOT A NICE BURN

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