Monday, February 14, 2011


BROWNSVILLE AND CAMERON COUNTY PULLING OUT ALL FOR ARRIVAL OF
 JOHN BARR

Guys, I am tired - a friend suggested that to make my post easier on me I should do some satire. 

John Barr is due to arrive on American Airlines at 10:25 a.m. Tuesday morning. In honor of his royal saviour Mayor Pat Almighty will greet him at the airport with the key to city. His fellow mayoral candidates, Camarillo, Garza and Martinez will be present to beg his support for their rise to the top elected office in Brownsville. The three will host John Barr at a candidate brunch wherein he will be asked to explain to the people his greatness and why he has agreed to save Brownsville from the corruption which Zayas, Cortez, Looney, Cavasos, Rustenberg, Garcia and so many others.

The mayor is said to have bought John Barr a Harley Davidson with the word Savior painted on the side of the gas tank.

The show only gets better with the appearance of Carlos Cascos and Gilbert Hinojosa. Neither to be out done by the other both are offering first class accommodations on South Padre. Cascos will be hosting an early dinner prepared by Brownsville's own Chef Vinnie, location yet to be disclosed..

Only the most honorable convicted criminals will be in attendance - the list includes Carlos Quintanilla, Juan Montoya, former Sheriff Cantu, convicted murderer Amit Livingston and child murderer Rubio to name a few.  Carlos Coscos is the company he keeps.

None other than Ben Neece, Carlos Quintanilla and Juan Montoya will speak on ethics.  Daniel Cavasos has promised full coverage with a blind oped celebrating Tuesday as the greatest day in the history of Brownsville.  Herein after the Herald will declare February 15 as Liberation Day.  Lucy Longoria's bruja has assured her Dr. King will appear as an apparition in support of February 15 as Brownsville's Liberation Day - "Free at last, free at last.

The Brownsville police chief has announced Boca Chica will be closed to traffic from 10:25 a.m. until about 11:00 a.m. when John Barr is expected to pass down Boca Chica on his way to brunch. More road closures are expected as John Barr's routes are identified.

The drug cartels have announced a truce on Tuesday in honor of John Barr. They want him to enjoy an afternoon of shopping in Matamoros so they have called a truce in his honor.  The people of Matamoros are expected to meet him at the bridge yelling savior as thousands of winter Texans are expected to follow John Barr over for the day of peace and shopping.

Intercepted emails show the corrupt four, Saavedra, Longoria, Presas-Garcia, and Escobedo have organized a welcoming committee of thousands who will line Boca Chica from the airport to 77. Not since Charles Lindberg flew Brownsville has Brownsville been so honored.

What a day Brownsville will have on Tuesday.  What a day.

Guys - we need to encourage John Barr to stay in the case - it will only empower these idiots to continue with their mistakes - the end is a mere formality.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought he was going to be Mr. Amigo!

Anonymous said...

"None other than Ben Neece, Carlos Quintanilla and Juan Montoya will speak on ethics". ....... A CLASSIC LINE!!!

Anonymous said...

This article Bobby makes you sound like an idiot keep on reporting on facts you went nuclear in your own words. Eventually the truth will come out.

BobbyWC said...

so satire is never good - sometimes you need to have satire to relieve the stress of the dealing with complex problems

But your comment is welcomed and appreciated

Bobby WC

Anonymous said...

The "Muckraker" will speak about ethics. Ha!ha!ha!